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Buttitches read this

my friend told me this joke..if u dont laugh...u have no soul


onve apon a time there was a little boy who was going to school for the first time. He got to his classroom and the teacher asked him his name. the boy replied "Buttitches". The teacher told him that was not funny, and to tell her his real name. he said "Buttitches" The teacher got upset and told him that if he didnt tell her his real name she would send him to the principal's office. Once again, he replied "Buttitches". He went to the office.
He got into the principal's office and the principal asked why he was there. He told her he didn't know, and that his teacher had just sent him there. "ok", she said, "what is your name?" ,"Buttitches" he told her. "young man, that is not funny" she said. "Now, what is your real name?" she asked. "Buttitches" he told the principal. "dont play around with me sir,tell me your name or I am sending you home on the early bus" she told him. "Buttitches" he told the woman. He was sent to the bus, and the bus driver asked the little boy his name so she could write it on the schedule. "Buttitches" he told the bus driver. "very funny" she said "what is your name?" she asked again. "buttitches" he told her again. "ok young man, tell me your real name or I am going to kick you off the bus."  "Buttitches" he told her. He was kicked off the bus.
The boy got run over by car, and was on the evening news that night.
The boys mother was wondering where her son was, and saw him on the news, with a message saying her son had been run over by a car that day.
The boys mother ,in despair ran outside and yelled....



























"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!      MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!!"


ya I almost peed my pants...its pretty stupid...but thats what makes it funny.:)


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Posted on 11/13/2005 3:49 PM Visits: 226
CeCeYEAH: 11/30/2005 11:15 PM
OH MY GOD
I remember that from Fourth Grade.
Oh
My
gOd

Thanks for enlightening me!!
cheerleader06: 02/16/2006 7:50 AM
omg i loved it i have never heared this before hahaha so funny thank you for sharing
juggalopothead: 07/06/2007 9:28 AM
Ha ha! That's some crazy shit! Do you know why crackheads like to fuck doggystyle? So they can both look out the window at the same time! lol
lovesick014: 12/01/2007 8:53 PM
That's pretty funny. That just made my day.
NUMB3RSguru: 11/30/2008 4:24 PM
I heard a diferent version where instead of the kid getting run over, a hobo jumps out and says, "Tell me your name kid, or I'll hurt you," and then he kills him, and the kid's mom yells"Oh, my Buttitches!" at his funeral and also it's not his first day of school, only his first day attending one school in particular and also there's no bus. There are probably a lot more versions too, maybe even without Buttitches but instead maybe Wannafuck or something like that.......
megan: 01/08/2009 9:56 AM
I always heard instead of him getting ran over he was sent to hell and then ended up dead on the driveway and the mom ran out and said o my poor butt itches and the police said... can I scratch if for ya!
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