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my friend told me this joke..if u dont laugh...u have no soul

onve apon a time there was a little boy who was going to school for the first time. He got to his classroom and the teacher asked him his name. the boy replied "Buttitches". The teacher told him that was not funny, and to tell her his real name. he said "Buttitches" The teacher got upset and told him that if he didnt tell her his real name she would send him to the principal's office. Once again, he replied "Buttitches". He went to the office.
He got into the principal's office and the principal asked why he was there. He told her he didn't know, and that his teacher had just sent him there. "ok", she said, "what is your name?" ,"Buttitches" he told her. "young man, that is not funny" she said. "Now, what is your real name?" she asked. "Buttitches" he told the principal. "dont play around with me sir,tell me your name or I am sending you home on the early bus" she told him. "Buttitches" he told the woman. He was sent to the bus, and the bus driver asked the little boy his name so she could write it on the schedule. "Buttitches" he told the bus driver. "very funny" she said "what is your name?" she asked again. "buttitches" he told her again. "ok young man, tell me your real name or I am going to kick you off the bus." "Buttitches" he told her. He was kicked off the bus.
The boy got run over by car, and was on the evening news that night.
The boys mother was wondering where her son was, and saw him on the news, with a message saying her son had been run over by a car that day.
The boys mother ,in despair ran outside and yelled....

"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!!"

ya I almost peed my pants...its pretty stupid...but thats what makes it funny.:)

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uhhhhhhhhhhh its late........im drunk and i just killed someone. i dont know what to do. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK! like im reely gonna write my personal bussiness on the internet so everyone can read it??? um ...NO! I think though since your reading this I should give you some sort-of reading material. so I will just write what comes to my mind............food. yes,food. I like food. do you like food? I do... anyways, Im obviously hungry so Im gonna go get some. food that is.... uhhh, bye.

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